"You've been Disconnected" theater matron.


The Theater Matron (name unknown) is an employee of Bijou Theater in St. Louis, Missouri. When Gilligan contacts her through the telephone cable, she mentions the theater's double-bill, "Dracula Goes Surfing" with Carol Summers and Gregory Brian followed by "Frankenstein Goes Surfing" with a starting show-time of 8:20. Not much more is known about her.


  • The name of the actress playing this character has never been revealed.


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